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50 shades of dresses

brides·maid / ˈbrīdzˌmād noun 1. a girl or woman who accompanies a bride on her wedding day. Well, I wrapped my last wedding duties last weekend. It’s now become a joke with my friends, work, clients, and family that I am a professional bridesmaid. I think my first wedding I was in I was 4. I […]

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BEES & FIRES

I am so annoyed. I had an entire 3 paragraph blog typed up recapping my first week on tinder and my computer restarted and I lost the whole thing. Literally the first week was kind of brutal. I had one guy pick a fight with me about Jesus and religion and another guy tell me […]

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Lies & Champagne

Disclaimer: I am 1 mimosa (champagne with 1 drop of OJ in it…..) in as of right now. The reason it’s basically just champagne is because I am toasting all my girls who are sick of the bullshit. To my girls who are tired of games. To my girls who want a good guy because […]

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it’s goin’ down… I’m yellin’ TINDERRRRR

Well… you will never believe what I have done. I…. freaking joined Tinder! Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. Something I said I would never do. Ever. And my neighbor convinced me along with some wine and here I am. Tindering. I’ve had it only a couple of days. It’s already working my last nerve. Not going to lie, it’s […]

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Ex, Oh, Crystal balls and ……letting go?

Don’t you wish we could have a crystal ball in life? I wouldn’t ask it evvvverything… just some questions. Like, what are the winning lottery numbers or should I date this guy vs that guy, why does he act like that, should I buy this vs that? Etc.. you know basic questions… (will I be […]

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